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2 definitions by slmtephanie

 
1.
You may save fifteen percent or more on your car insurance, but it's the shittiest insurance company out there. Bad customer service, and nobody has an agent, so if someone with Geico insurance hits you and you call to make a claim, you get to talk to a bunch of random people who probably never graduated from college.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm gonna drop out of college.
Person 2: That's ok dude, you can always get a job answering phones and giving bad advice at Geico.
von slmtephanie 15. November 2007
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2.
Cherry flavored vodka that tastes exactly like cough syrup.
Little kid: "Mommy, I have a sore throat, can I have some UV Red?"

Mom: "Yes, dear, you know where it is."
von SLMtephanie 26. August 2006
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