5 definitions by smenjas

Sending the wrong text to someone when engaging in multiple text based conversations (i.e. simultexting).
Oh shit! I just crosstexted my boss thinking it was my girlfriend.
von smenjas 17. September 2013
The most literal sense of the expression "hog heaven" is a filthy pig sty with plenty of fresh slop on which to feed. Thus the pigs would be just about as happy as they could be.

People extend this idea to other, perhaps less filthy, situations. I've often heard people say someone was in hog heaven for just about any serendipitous occurrence.
So he walks in and finds a bathtub full of whiskey. Man, he was in hog heaven!
von smenjas 17. März 2010
Simultaneously texting more than one person (in separate conversation threads).
I can't keep track of who's whom when I'm simultexting more than 3 people.
von smenjas 17. September 2013
Decicentrism is the tendency to believe that base ten number systems are superior to all others.
Your decicentricism gets my goat. I'm six feet tall and that's how I like it. You can take your meters and shove 'em.
von smenjas 26. März 2011
Initialism for "You're so missing out."
This barbecue is really happening! Shame you couldn't come. YSMO.
von smenjas 4. Oktober 2013

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