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An "Al Greening" occurs when you reject a woman. If this woman becomes scornful and throws hot grits in your face whilst you are showering, you have just been Al Green'd.
Man: What happened to that dude's face?

Man 2: This girl proposed to him, and he said no, so she Al Green'd him!

Man: What da fuck?
von Rock & Roll Deity 14. November 2007

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when all the local democrats register as republicans and vote down the strongest candidate in the primaries. only to find a porn watching pedo has won the dems primary

also see meanwhile, back at the ranch
woa dude did you hear about whole the south carolina alvin green porn thing? they cant be that stupid

nah they arnt they just tried to vote down the republicans, and everyone that didnt know to do that thought al green was the singer. plus vick rawl sounds too much like rick roll. yep they really Al Green'd themselves this time.
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