At the circus the least talented performers are put inside the animal costumes. The horse costume requires 2 men. The circus owner determines which of the 2 stupid people is the absolute stupidest person and he is put at the rear. That guy is too stupid to find his own way around and so he's put in a job where all he has to do is hold onto other guy and follow him around.
Boss: How did the new worker do laying sods?

Employee: That guy is so stupid that I had to keep telling him it was green side up.

Boss: Shesh! What an Ass Clown!
von PurpleSwamper 15. Juni 2013
A person who intentionally makes themselves appear to look as though they were fun people by doing dumb and exciting, but in reality have low intelligence and no friends.
Zach Richer is such a fucking assclown.
von King Crab. 2. März 2011
One, who on a date, gets drunk and wraps up himself in a sheet in the back of his vehicle.
Jim was a total assclown last night when he passed out wrapped up in a sheet like a burrito.
von Sharon Rae J. 21. Dezember 2009
socrates in the book "The Way of the Peaceful Warrior"
socrates, you're such an an assclown
von connor "poo" powell 8. Dezember 2008
A person totally consumed by his/her own humor, which is only also visable to complete assholes
Jim really thinks he is funny? He is such an ass clown!
von Ed46 6. September 2006
@waltloveridge curly headed fuck
person 1: omg look at that curly headed fuck
persn 2: hes such an ass clown
von ana loveridge 21. Februar 2010
Somebody who attacks defenseless styrofoam cups and crushes them in anger.

A man who has no interest or feelings toward anybody but himself.
Self serving piece of shit.
Chris totally just called Al Cusano an Ass clown!!!

Al Cusano is the biggest Ass clown.....EV-VER!!!!
von p_rizzle 9. September 2009

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