Top Definition
An image file format supported by many programs, including Microsoft Paint. BMP (which comes from the word "bitmap"), is intended for offline use, since BMPs tend to be large in size.
BMPs are not for the web!
von GastonRabbit 24. Juni 2004
Photos & Videos
beg my pardon
in my opinion, he is a bit of a goof bmp
von bond100 14. Juni 2015
Beta Male Provider. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.
Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.
von b00zy 2. Juli 2006
Many will beleive that it is something Microsoft use to force PDF files into their folder, but no.
It means Big Man's Penis - do not associate with Wade from GTA 5, as he states at his cousin's house (When Trevor overhears them talking about him) he hasn't a very large penis.
"How's your BMP?"
"Ok, how's yours?"
"A bit slow. Too many files for the folders."
"Hmm. Mine has had a lot of action too recently."
"Really? What type of file?"
"The one on yo mamma!"
von Jacksepticbosses 18. August 2014
the act of switching the lights on and off in a room full of anxious onlookers while during each on switch of the lights on a naked pose is revealed. Each move has a name having to do with the style of the pose.
Are you ready for the B.M.P.!
von Sphyncter 30. Mai 2008
Bathroom Mirror Picture

You just worked out and now you're all swoll; gotta take a BMP. Maybe later you can text it to that girl you've been flirting with, or if you're vain enough, even post it to Instagram. Rack up those likes you social-media slut!
John is always taking BMPs, he may have an addiction to the mirror.

Check out the BMP Sara texted me, it's actually kinda hot.
von Neuronick 14. Dezember 2012
bmp acronim standing for "Buff My Pickle" can also be used in deferent forms ie.-buffed my pickle or buffing my pickle

2.buff my pickle(pickle refering to a dick,cock,or penis)

3.vulgar term-equivialent to "suck my dick"

4.often used by nerds when playing an online game to insult a recently defeated enemy or foe.

5.a way of showing that you are superior to someone in every way
2.this bitch knew she wanted to bmp!! girl totally bmp last night.
4.i just killed you!!!bmp,bitch!!!
von Dig Doug56 13. Juli 2009

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