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10.
(BORT), pl. "bort"

An expression of exclamation. Also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. Can be preceded by "mmmmm". Derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.
Game show host: You just won a PS3!
you: mmmmmBORT!!!!

Aw man, that dude is bort. He has PS3.
von aloishis89 21. Dezember 2006
 
1.
A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.

Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
No, my son is also name Bort
von SnowballIII 29. Juni 2011
 
2.
A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.
"We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."

Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."
von penguinboy561 30. Mai 2011
 
3.
A person with a dodgy eye, lop-sided head, bearing a physical resemblence to Gollem, the mythical creature from J.R.R Tolkeins Lord of the Rings Series. 2nd most popular christian name in the Northern hemishphere after John.
"Attention shoppers, we have run out of BORT license plates, REPEAT, we have no more BORT license plates left"
von Jebidiah 13. März 2003
 
4.
A word of Northern England Origin - Exact area unknown but somewhere around Leeds. Should be used when someone is clearly lying - instead of common responses such as 'bullshit' or 'bollocks'.

Should also be put into as many songs as possible.

When things are taken too far, can also be replicated using seal noises. Usually this would be pronounced 'orrrrr'
1.
Northerner 1: 'I'm Grizz Me.'
His Friend: 'BORT!'

2. 'I've had sex loads of times, its great!'

'...bort..you're 12.'

3. 'OMG IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!!'

'orr orr orr orr orr!'
von CTRL Monsta 11. Februar 2011
 
5.
1. The art of living your life in a perpetual state of scummer.

2. People or a person who have mastered the art of living life one drug at a time.

3. The oldest living being; Many would say he has been around longer than the Earth.
How can you live like such a Bort?
von Mrcoolguy7777 24. April 2011
 
6.
Another name for a shirt that shows of womens' boobs. Generally a v neck that comes down past the chest.
The combination of "boob" and "shirt".
Jane is wearing a v neck and it really shows off her boobs.
I know, she should wear borts more often.
von rekcams 3. August 2010
 
7.
Derogatory term for the dead fetus of an aborted child. Often preceded or followed by a two-syllable derogatory adjective.
"I don't give a shit about her bort monkey."
von Bortmund 22. Oktober 2009