Top Definition
CIA
The pleasurable practice of ass fucking to completion; hence - Cum In Ass
Chongo: "So how was your GFE last night?"
Mono: "That ho let me do both the CIA and CIM to her! I guess you can say I ATM'd her! You should try it, but be warned, YMMV!"
von Señor Drop Trou 22. Januar 2005
CIA
1. The act of performing a job or mission with the same precision and stealthiness as the United States Central Intelligence Agency.
"Yeah I'd pull a CIA and JFK his ass."
von Exhumed 1. Mai 2015
CIA
The Central Intelligence Agency of the United States, formed in 1947 to conduct foreign intelligence collection, covert action, and counterintelligence operations abroad.
The CIA is also responsible for providing finished intelligence to U.S. policymakers.
von Dancing with Fire 3. September 2012
Cia
Check it out
Man- hey 'cia' to your left
von Doubleman2353 26. März 2015
CIA
Cock In Ass. The practice of receiving a cock up the ass. Can, in rare circumstances, be reversed to AIC - Ass In Cock.
John: What do you think of the CIA?

Pete: It is a secretive body that allows unparalled oppurtunities for covert penetration. It members are unknown, but have been inserted in hideouts throughout the world. Its actions are often aggressive, and many are averse to its methods.
von Mr.Batty 9. Mai 2010
CIA
Central Intelligence Agency in the USA.
Natalia Notkina is not allowed in the CIA under Monique's orders.
von cookie monster 1993 12. August 2010
CIA
Possibly the worst fucking alphabet agency you'll find. They plunked $9 million (1973 dollars) into getting Salvador Allende out of office, but were too goddamn stupid and it took a junta with half the IQ of a CIA agent to overthrow the government. Any successes they have, they fall ass backwards into. They were put in charge of "interrogating terrorists," but did more to piss off the Arabs and turn non-terrorists into actual terrorists once they got out of Gitmo.

Gives more ammo to a radical imam than an al-Qaida video of an Abrams tank getting blown up to the sound of a muezzin giving the adhan.

Acronym for "Can't Instigate Anything."

The worst waste of money in this country besides Bush Jr's presidential pension.

The place where people who can't get into the State Department or FBI go when they fail the entrance exams.
I heard the CIA gave the prince of Jordan a bunch of New York hookers in the 70s to keep King Hussein on our side.
von nbakuchev 6. Juni 2010

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