An absolute div who can't get a girl that he wants so he changes his mind all the time. He copies and pastes soppy love paragraphs off google because he can't flirt and takes pictures of lego bunnies. He gives amazing hugs and needs a haircut and a leg wax. He needs to make his mind up HINT HINT HINT.
"omg did you see his legs?!?!"
"yeah hes such a callum"
von hlmhlmn+G 6. Dezember 2011
Callum is a little prick who has really dry lips and isn't even that good looking but for some reason you still think about him. He's stupid, annoying and has really bad hair
Callum is a piece of shit
von Im right so listen up 7. Oktober 2015
A very silly boy. Quite geeky, loves Harry Potter. Generally a creep. Anal about grammar. Avoidance recommended.
Nice nipples though.
1: I'm Callum
2: Ah, nice to meet you.. see you later
von RavioliFaceMan 30. August 2012
Callum or 'Bort' is made famous for its dinosaur like ferocity and panther like stamina. Its well known for its 3rd person dialogue.
♫ The Bort-Rex was strictly herbivore, living on a diet of one herb alone. #420 ♫

- Callum
von Borts biggest fan 6. Dezember 2011
Someone named Callum is retarded.
He is special in his own way.
He's a Callum.
Man1: Hey wtf did this kid just do is he retarded

Man2: No he's just a Callum
von FKNxGaming 27. November 2014
A person that really should evolve.
Caveman Callum make fire with dinosaur bone!
von MamaChoide 2. Dezember 2011
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