Alberta, much like Texas, is known for its conservative (both fiscal and social) red-neck population, its oil resources, an abundance of pick-up trucks and a total disregard for environmental issues. The albertan city of Calgary holds an annual Stampede.
Steve: There's no way in hell I'm spending my money in that Canadian Texas. Let's go to Province town instead.
"Oh look! it says they're from Canadian Texas! Dudes! Are you from Canada?? C'mon say it! Say "eh?"
"Fucking morons, it says we're from TEXAS!"