An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.
I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.
von puckhead661 4. Mai 2006
Under the proper chemicals are consumed, Neal becomes......CAPTAIN CRUNK
von GuJu 9. Oktober 2003