n.- "Meditation in the presence of food causing the secretion of choculatory fluids at an increased rate." A good choculama can choculate for extended periods of time, even out of the physical presence of food. To reach choculation, one passes through the divine. Another way to reach this divine is through starvation, though that is sacrilegious.
After visiting Fat Man's Row, ordering a tub of chicken, a quarter pounder with cheese and two stuft burritos, I almost experienced choculation.
von chewy and chocula 28. September 2004