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1.
An individual who is a homosexual but disguises it with extreme homophobia.
Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?

Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.

Johanna: oh, true true.
von closetfuck1 28. November 2009
 
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When you take your girlfriend from behind while she's bending down to get something from the closet or lower drawer.
So yesterday, my girl was picking up her shoes, and I totally closet fucked her!
von dodddy 26. Juli 2014