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1.
A smaller than average Crumpet.
Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!
von Rodney Bruce 10. Oktober 2009
 
2.
Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
von Xymox1 15. September 2008
 
3.
a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).
"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"
von w2454 28. August 2008