Top Definition
my balls; testicles.
you can suck on D's nuts
von "D" Dog 20. August 2005
D's Nuts is a word used in place of basically telling someone to "F-Off" in a funny way without using the four letter F word.
Cop: may I see your license?

Yielding: is not on me
Cop: what's your name?

Yielding: D
Cop: D what?

Yielding: D's Nuts

D's nuts was first used by Rick Yielding in 1995 when him and a group of friends were pulled over by police for speeding. This was the name Rick gave officers.
von Bijar 4. Mai 2015
1. noun
Testicles. (UK Translation: "Bullocks")

Contextual note:
Does not follow 'No offense,"
If no 'nuts' are further specified, assume they are that of the "D's nuts"-sayer.
X: Who says I don't even eat pasta?
Y: D's nuts!

A: Forrest Gump is the absolute greatest.
B: Is that so? Because your mom said D's nuts were the absolute greatest.
A: Yeah? She hasn't seen Forrest Gump.
B: D's nuts...

a²+ b²= D's nuts
von Levi H. PhD. 1. November 2010
D's Nuts is a word used in place of basically telling someone to "F-Off" in a funny way without using the four letter F word.
Cop: may I see your license?

Yielding: is not on me
Cop: what's your name?

Yielding: D
Cop: D what?

Yielding: D's Nuts

D's nuts was first used by Rick Yielding in 1995 when him and a group of friends were pulled over by police for speeding. This was the name Rick gave officers.
von Bijar 4. Mai 2015

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