1. A individual who a part of the democratic party, and wants change like the homeless.

2. A person who believes his party was created to liberate blacks from slavery when it was obviously the republican party.

3. An idiot of no medical background thinking its perfectly reasonable to mash a human being's body threw a tube causing the baby much pain when the baby can be born and put up for adoption. If the mother would die during birth, than the doctor would perform a C-section because we are in the 21st century not the 19th

Post Script: Masturbating and eating eggs are not the same both of these do not contain living creature besides semen which contains millions of cells which have to enter an egg to begin to develop. While eggs are food for the baby chick to eat and develop in, and does not contain any living creature till fertilized.

4. Most in the country which means most of Jay Leno's Jaywalkers. People who think they know more about the government than George Bush but have never met the man. People who think standing up with almost the whole world watching your every move is and easy ordeal.

5. Sheep

Post Script:If you don't get this joke you should not be commenting on anything ever.
"Man, this guy ran into me yelling about change. Was he homeless?"
"Nope he's a democrat"
von Smarterthanyou22 8. Juli 2009
A person who votes for the Democratic party. Not necessarily one of the far left wing.

Many Democrats (like myself) are centrists. While i believe that you should keep most of the money you make, and that you should learn to make money yourself, rather than relying on government handouts. I cannot bring myself to support the current Republican platform.

Ultra Right-wing Baptist fundamentalism is JUST as bad as Ultra Left-Wing Hippie fundamentalism.

Also, In an ideal world, i wouldnt mind paying taxes, as long as the govnernment is doing something with them. I would rather pay more taxes and have them go towards reforming our social system (second amendment) then pay less taxes that go towards killing Iraqi's.

They didn't attack us
They didnt have weapons of mass destruction
They are not liberated, they hate us
Bill Clinton
Jimmy Carter
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon (Democrat Supporter)
Bono of U2 (Democrat Supporter)
Me
von ChaosDemonZ 23. November 2004
Ignorant, un-educated, unrealistic, and emotional subjectivists with common self-interests and wants. Usually possess the skill laziness, whining, self-pity, and are reactive.
My aunt, most of my teachers, the current presidential administration, socialists, Europeans, etc., a lot of democrap... I mean democrats.
von Abraham Washington 10. Mai 2010
A democrat is a person who likes to take from the "rich" and "help" the poor. This is the cause for America's debt. All they do is appeal to the general public (poor minorities) by make vague promises that they can't keep. They also belive that they way to fix any problem is to throw taxpayer (your) money at it.
The cause for America's problems are democrats.
von Thekids10 2. Januar 2010
Robots programmed to tax the rich, legalize abortion and gay marriage, and give out free healthcare. They are programmed to believe that there are no other problems in America worth fixing other than this.

For some reason, when you work your butt off your whole life, you need to also pay significantly higher taxes. Democrats also think that welfare should be able to pay for all your expenses so that you don't need to try finding a job. For example: Kool-Aid, internet, cable, and abortions.

These fascinating creatures also care very much about the enviroment, and will buy hybrids and only use Energy Star products. They think they could plug the oil spill in the Gulf faster than BP.

By far, the most important feature Democrats have, is their amazing ability to blame Republicans for everything and give little to no reasons to back up their accusations. Their most recent success was winning a presidential campaign almost entirely off blaming other people. On another note, did you know that the recession actually WASN'T George Bush's fault?

I also look forward to soon having the lowest-rated definition for this word becuase most people on this website fall under this category. :D
Democrat: GO OBAMA!
Me: Why?
Democrat: Because he's going to tax those rich idiots who live for free.
Me: You're right. After working 10 hour days five times a week for 30 years and building up my career so I could pay for four kids to go to college, I really should pay my fair share of YOUR welfare checks. By the way how's your job at McDonald's been going?
von Obama WILL fail 23. Juni 2010
A person who, on the internet(we have it in the south; surprised?) assumes that a Republican is an ignorant Southern asshole who can't spell his own name without help.

For example, the definitions on here before say that a Republican is:
1. "Southern Baptist,"
2. "Are the only ones allowed to back up their point of view with evidence,"
3. Automatically a "RACIST WHITE,"
4. "Cannot spell ammendment,"
5. Have "no good ideas,"
6. "A semi-literate meathead,"
7. Automatically "the party to vote against,"
8. Believes a newborn baby is not as important as its mother,"
9. "Can not spell Democrat,"
10. the list goes on..

After this, the list continues to glorify the Democrats, claiming that Ultra left-wing Hippie fundamentalism is better than ulta right-wing Baptist fundamentalism, no matter who is involved in this debate.
Sivilised peoples on the internets thit can spall there uwn names, not alike the rapublicans. democrats are best acuz they think they are. is thare warld an we in the south, the hicks, ore jist living en et.

This isn't your world, sterotypical fuck-o's.
von Republican, therefore a hick. 24. April 2009
1. People who blame Bush and bash him even though most of the time they have no idea what they're talking about, and either state the question as if it's an answer, repeat the same thing over and over again, thinking that the more they say it, it might actually become a fact, or make donkey noises when they forget how to be civil.

2. Call everyone who doesn't think Obama's the Messiah, a racist. Even when Democrats were the known racists a while back, and were dedicated to the KKK. But I guess that's the past.

3. Say that Republicans hate the poor people, when the Republicans want to have more jobs, so the unemployed have a chance to work for their money. Of course, that's inhumane, because why shouldnt the unemployed low class citizens be allowed to sit on their couch drinking a cold one, while other people are out working hard, to get the money taken away from them and given to the lazy piece of shits contributing nothing but more babies to be raised poorly?
Democrats: Bush is a racist!
Republicans: How so?

Democrats: He hates black people!
Republicans: Why do you think that?

Democrats: BECAUSE KAYNE SAID SO!
von Y33 4. November 2010

Täglicher Gratisnewsletter

Gib unten deine Mailadresse ein um jeden Morgen gratis dein "Urban Wort des Tages" zu bekommen!

Die Mails werden von daily@urbandictionary.com versendet. Wir versenden keine Spammails.

×