A person that, while bathing in a bathtub, farts and then either bites at or pops the resulting bubbles. I personally first heard this definition in the early 70s.
(bathroom door opens, howl of anguish, door slams) Mister, your wife's a DORK! I mean an ACTUAL DORK!
von Anonymus Bosch 4. April 2006
(v): 1a. to fiddle or tinker with in an experimental and sometimes haphazard manner. 1b. to tweak or adjust in configuration or programmed behavior.
I had to dork with the camera settings to get the desired effect.
von Field G. Van Zee 11. Dezember 2004
A person who acts silly or weird, usually in an annoying or obnoxious manner. Dorks often bother people around them, making them unpopular.
That guy keeps telling annoying jokes and picking his nose in class. He's such a dork.
von wordpusher 8. September 2004
the act of flipping your penis up into the waistline of your pants in order to hide an erection when you stand up.
Mike: "Dude i had a boner in class today and the teacher called me up to the board!"

Jim: "No way dude! what'd you do?"

Mike: "Gave myself a dork"
von thecoldbeerreport 16. Januar 2011
A whale penis.
THERE SHE BLOWS!dork
von Whaleblower96 25. Juli 2009
The act of being a dork
Bob: Your a dork!
Billie: Orly? :O
von gold ftw 14. Mai 2009
A whale's penis
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Stop being such a freaking DORK!
She can't help being a whales dick
von Romeo.Killed.Juliet 14. April 2008

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