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1.
A rare form of inbred monkey that live primarily in used condoms, gutters, garbage disposals, and windmills. i.e. a monkey so gay, that its only form of employment is cleaning the cunts and nutsacks of transgender freaks. A fucked up monkey.
Raphael: Yo, what u got under ur bed?
Demetri: Shit, piss, whiskey, and a Douche Monkey...
Raphael: Sweet, can I buy your Douche Monkey?
Demetri: Hell no, then no one would clean my balls!
Raphael: Ur a fucked up dude..
von cdogg23 23. Oktober 2007
 
2.
Anything you want it to mean there is no real definition but most of the time it is an insult
Man your a Douche Monkey
von Plead for Insanity 12. Juni 2004
 
3.
someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family

:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:
"That lying cheating snake took your money, your kids, and you mom! He's a no good douchemonkey."
von FUBAR___BUNDY 26. September 2007
 
4.
No real meaning, just any insult of your choice.

A monkey who douches.
Hunter is such a fucking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.

After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.
von John Shmigma 23. Februar 2005
 
5.
1. Alan Tate
2. A monkey that douches
3. A nasty person
Mr. Douche Monkey is such a fag.
My douche monkey keeps away the STDs.
That douche monkey raped a cat.
von Rap Master G 30. Dezember 2004
 
6.
One who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. assassin) or events that can give someone false hopes.
Ken Keefe
von Rib Meister 1. April 2004