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7.
A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.
Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.
von Skirish 24. April 2010
 
1.
Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"
von Dino V. 18. Februar 2007
 
2.
1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."
If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!
von MFaF 13. September 2009
 
3.
Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs.
Ryan Seacrest is a total douche canoe
von Daniel: Tiger of Ra 7. Januar 2008
 
4.
the highest leavel of doucheny
paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever
von no-name-name 1. Oktober 2006
 
5.
A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.
Check out that douchecanoe... I bet they can see his Ed Hardy shorts from hawaii.
von donkitat 1. November 2010
 
6.
when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.

It is much larger than most other forms of douches
Kyle Benger is a Douchecanoe
von wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe 17. November 2010