Top Definition
The art of being a major douchebag.
The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.
#douche bag #douche #douchefuck #douche eater #douche lover
von WMS 12. August 2006
adj. capacity of being a douche
i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous
#megadouche #douche #full douche #halfdouche #fullthrotledouchebottle
von levi parker 29. August 2007
Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.
John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.
#douchitis #douchness #douchebag #douche #douchery #douchebaggery #douchey
von Douche Patrol 31. Oktober 2009
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