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1.
A teenager who is pre-occupied with trivial things such as material posessions, celebrities, the opposite sex, and current fads and fashions. They usually have a low literacy rate, and little to no self-respect or respect of others. They may or may not smoke, and many feti remain feti long into adulthood.
"Good god, I went on a date with this feti, and he wanted for me to give him head! What a feti thing to do!"

"That girl over there, the one with the fake-tan, bleached hair, and velour tracksuit, looks like a complete feti!"
von Kate Dalgleish 4. Juni 2005
 
2.
A fine pasta thought to have originated in the Calabria region of Italy. It is cultivated from only the choicest of women.
"Gianluigi! What is that delicious ingredient in my meal?!"

"Feti! Prima Feti!"

♫I want to wish you a very feti, I want to wish you a very feti, I want to wish you a very feti, from the bottom of my fetiii!♫
von IHEARTFETI 17. Februar 2010
 
3.
Caome from the word confeti, meaning paper, see yaper gouda yeti

I had to get ma feti together.
von Jizzo Fortanel 9. Mai 2006
 
4.
plural for fetus (according to Joanne).
"She is impregnated with two feti"
von AC 22. April 2003
 
5.
anything and everything.
Dude 1: "Damn, that precalc final was hard, my feti is so weak right now."
Dude 2: "Man, the feti is always weak, you should know this by now."
von THEFETiiSALWAYSWEAK 29. Januar 2009
 
6.
the plural of fetish
man, you have some serious feti going on!
von lukefqag 18. April 2007
 
7.
Portugese for the abombinable snowman
The feti ran rampid along the coast.
von Lauren...friend of Jo 24. April 2003