Huge chunk of lard that is SO FAT!! He thinks he's funny but only tells Family Guy quotes. His arse is the gate to Narnia. His pants never cover it, cause he's SO FAT!
Guy 1: Whatcha eating?
Guy 2: CAKE!
Guy 1: Stop, you will turn into a Grant
Grant: Did someone say cake?
von FrankFrankford12345CAke 4. Juli 2011
A complete and utter wanker who sports a very bad fringe/haircut. A Grant is often seen mistreating people despite the fact that he really has no room to be choosy regarding friends (namely due to his bad haircut)
Shit, man, I'll go and shave it all off right this second; I'd rather look like a giant thumb than a Grant :(!
von Mildred Tumbleweed 24. Juni 2011
Big ginger dick who likes to take the piss out of south african accent with Midge and wants to vote BNP.
Midge : Fook off

Grant : No, you fook off and eat some prawns!...BNP!, BNP!
von IlikeCheese1 14. April 2010
noun

1) A person who is anti-drugs, anti-alcohol and possibly anti-social. They are perceived as being uncomfortable with alcohol, drug use and mischief, as well as nudity and sexuality.

2) A person who is described as being concerned with behavior and being proper.

DERIVATIVES
Grant-like (noun)
Grantish (adjective)
Grantishly (adverb)
Grantishness (noun)

SYNONYMS
Pussy, Goody-Goody, Straight, Cowardly, Prude
1. Come on don't be Grant, just drink it.

2. She/He won't even hang out with us if we are getting high, what a Grant!

3. She/He won't even step foot into the abandoned house with us and makes up excuses to stay outside. She/He is acting like a total Grant!
von Shluffy04 14. Oktober 2009
A slang word often used in the Highland region of Scotland to describe a bee, or someone who resembles a bee or has bee like qualities. Can also be a derogative term to describe someone who is annoying, or perverse.
Pulling a Grant is another example, which means simply that someone has told an unfunny joke, or has failed an exam or life in general.
"I just got 1/10 on my french exam :("
"Oh man, you just Pulled a Grant!"

"Oh my God, there's a Grant in the room!"

"Grant wants to see naked pictures of me! D="

"Snakes can eat Grants!"
von The Bee Hunter 4. März 2008
A euphemism for bitch tits.
That guy gave Kim a teddy bear. What a grant!
von Jesus Meeker 16. Januar 2008
(v.)to seek homosexual companionship in a men's public restroom. It is usually in the form of loud laughing that can heard thoughout entire office attempt to gain the attention of the person in the neighboring office.
I heard someone granting down the hall, so I shut the door to my office.
von viva la france 10. Juli 2008

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