Top Definition
When a decent looking woman has a shocking amount of excessive cellulite or pock marks on her upper thighs or lower buttocks.
Clarence: Dude, I was about to nail karen last night in my pick-up truck for the first time when I noticed all the hail damage on her ass. It was worse than my Uncle's Volkswagon, and he lives in Colorado too.

Jeb: That's gross man, what did you do?

Clarence: I turned off the cabin light and continued. I'm serious though, it looked like a kettle Corn sleeve full of cottage cheese
von SparkyZee 27. Oktober 2009
Cellulite or pock marks on a womans behind
She looks great but has a lot of hail damage.
von JIMBO 8. Oktober 2003
Celulite on the thighs.
She wasn't bad, but did you see all her hail damage?
von ronald 5. Juni 2004
Cellulite on a person's body that looks like hail damage.
"Damn! She'd better file a claim for all of that hail damage!'
von State Farm Insurance 8. Juni 2005
An excessive amount of cellulite on a woman's ass and thighs that resembles a dented hood of a car after a hail storm. The visual is most common to that of a golf ball which is uniformly dented and pock marked. This is frequently seen on women who usually don't exercise and try to cover up the hail damage with tight jeans that barely fit. These women are also referred to as "skinny fat".
I thought she had a good body until she took her pants off. It really looked like she had some serious hail damage on her ass and thighs.
von iamlegend76 29. Juli 2012
Dimples on the ass that are caused by an extreme amount of subcutaneous (fatty) tissue.
That girl's ass is so fat it must have sustained a huge amount of hail damage.
von spunkjordan 26. Mai 2016
Excessive cellulite usually located in the assand thighs
Ya, she's cute, too bad about the hail damage though.
von Inca Hoots 26. Juli 2008
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