A mammal that lives all over the world, going to officers and carrying out buisnesses in large areas of the world. It's natural habitat is a big city but some prefer to live in a jungle.
natural habitat-its natural habitat is that large looking cities made up of cement and other materials. There are strange looking things that they use to transport. Humans mostly like to live in tropical rain cities but some like to live in deserts and rain forests. godzilla is the major enemy of the humans.
food:-its an multicultural omnivore.
population:-humans are found mostly in groups, gangs, cabinets etc.
sexual behaviour:-the female human, a woman and a male human (man) lives together for about 40 to 80 years maximum normally ,and is capable of giving birth to babies. In order to find a partner, both female and male attract each other. Unlike in dogs, the female human ass is sexy for all the animals and there had been few cases where female humans devoloped sex relationships between other animals. The reason for such an relation ship (according to scientists) is that the male reproductive organs are sometimes very small and not impressive. How ever humans have devoloped many stages of having sex but most efforts were made after immitating other animals like their pet dog. If one look at the dog and the human ,the dogs lick both human and dog legs. Now dogs like to lick human legs and rejects the female dog legs. This is a very tight situation that female dogs have to face over female human invaders.
baby humans- they are called children.
relationships with other animals- humans are like other animals but animals get very exited when they see sexy female humans letting their legs to be licked. It is very hard for an elephant to keep its trunk out of female humans tits and they at once put the trunk and the female humans seem to like it.
the dog always sleep near the human couple to get horny and that is one reason you find domestic dogs with larger cocks than normal. humans are very sexy, and dogs in the other hand are not so sexy but they make use of cute little human females who let dogs to do what ever they like.
von Yehan 5. Januar 2006
"...it would be an exceptional invention; it would be the only rational being, the only one capable of worshiping the Creator, of erecting temples in his honour, of waging dreadfully murderous wars in his name..."
-La Creation-

---an engineer angel presenting blueprints of 'human' to the Creator---
'I mean, we're only human beings -- and what's a human being? A weak, ugly, sinful creature, born that way, rotten in his bones -- so humility is the one virtue he ought to practice. He ought to spend his life on his knees, begging to be forgiven for his dirty existence. When a man thinks he's good -- that's when he's rotten. Pride is the worst of all sins, no matter what he's done.'
-Ayn Rand-
von daftydaft 21. Februar 2009
The state that most people remain in all their lives. Human is the quality that describes those who have not expanded and liberated their minds from the Human laws. Those who are human have never seen the other side, never broken through or used drugs to reimagine and reinvent the world as it really is on the other side... the true side
One: "Hey man, look at that suit over there, that cat hates on us because we're free man"

Two: "I feel you man, that suit is only human, bound by the laws, free your mind man, and hit up this tab of acid."
von TediRouge Alias 18. August 2008
The friendly giants who have the power to: open doors, stroke their hands against our fur, feed us tasty kibble, and clean up our poop.
We have to disguise our voices with sounds unfamiliar to the human language. Sadly, if we ever communicate to the humans in their language, the outcome could be catastrophic.
von Mike_Litoris 3. August 2011
selfish insensitive thieving liars.
men are the perfect example of the evil ways of humans...
von Karmagonnagetufools 9. August 2010
A diesease to this earth a germ a pesticide a deadly virus!!!! they suck animals are WAY BETTER !!!i wish i was a animal but not a farm animal cause then Humans would take away everything that is natural to me spend most of the grains and plants of the earth to feed me just to kill me and take me into their digestive sytem which may i add cant take meat naturaly thats why many of them die from high cholestorl,clogged artaries which natural carnivores (i.e lions tigers any thing with razor sharp teeth not MOLARS!!!!) DONT ever get affected by..you people discust me i hope you die a death more grusome then the dinosaurs themselves and vanish from this earth COMPLETELY!!
If anyone is better than another creature its animals ,unconsitonal love and more unconditional love


go vegan!
von nikki 5. März 2004
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You poor, stupid fool!
Heh heh heh heh heh...
von Amber Almighty 29. Dezember 2004
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