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Ian
Ian is a funny, odd, crazy, weird, awesome person. He can make you laugh no matter what mood you're in. He is very intelligent and very gifted. Ian is someone that you want to keep by your side at all times. He can be really stupid at moments. Ian is not a very competitive person, but does enjoy winning. Ian is an amazing person, and everyone loves him.
Person One: Hey who's that weird kid over there?

Person Two: Oh, Ian? He's not weird. He's just being... Ian.

Person One: He seems a little odd.

Person Two: He may be odd, but he's the greatest person you'll ever know.
von MoonMoon 26. Mai 2013
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Ian
Typically dates Scene kids. Dyes his hair constantly. Is often reffered to as the little brother of his older sibling. He never wears pants, only shorts.

Ians typically need to shave more often.

They have really pretty eyes, and are quite good in bed.
Tends to have very many crazy exes.

Ians tend to love to play Maple Story for hours on end, and go on long explaining rants to his scene kid girlfriend about them.
"I had amazing sex last night"
"Ah, must have been an Ian"
von rawwwrrrhxc 23. Mai 2009
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58.
Ian
Incredibly Aggressive Non-Negotiable Problems
Wow man that kid has one big Ian on his hands.
von measinyouasini 22. März 2009
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59.
Ian
To become so violently ill that you projectile shit and vomit all over the walls and floor while simultaneously ripping the sink of the wall. This act is done at a party, with the door open.
The bathroom is destroyed, you pulled solid ian everywhere.
von Chopper the Hog 28. Oktober 2009
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60.
Ian
1) An individual with an abnormally small penis or acts like a small penis.

2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.

3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.
Girl 1: So how was your date with that guy last night?
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.

Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!

Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.
von Itchyiris 21. Februar 2010
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61.
Ian
The kind of guy that ikes to lie to his girlfriends, constantly because he gets bored playing paintball and being with his mommy bc he has no life..the name "ian" comes from Greek; Dickhole; Noun. The kind of hgobbies include..lieing;cheating;being retarded;crazy inscure;jelous;playing pauintball;being intimate with his mom;hitting chicks;calling girls stupid,airheaded,commen senceless,saying they wont have a future except being his wife and living in montana(?),and spitting on girls.:)
Ewww... You caught an Ian and his mom doing what in the closet?!
von Crazy Ex:) 3. August 2010
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Ian
A buzz-kill. Sergeant No-fun. That guy that always seeks to rain on your parade.
I was so psyched about the tickets to Them Crooked Vultures, but when I told my friend, he turned into a total Ian and told me that they sucked live.
von torrance_burgundy 4. Februar 2010
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63.
ian
Someone who acts defensive and tells fake stories and tells a random fact a day. Also is one who is really defensive and likes penises.
Dude, quit being an ian.
von paperfacecut 14. März 2010
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