having absolutly nothing.
"I don't own jack shit!!!"
von PotatoChip 30. Mai 2003
This term is used to describe someone who thinks they know everything yet are often wrong. They will argue and lie to be right. Often get louder when challenged. It can also be said they have shit for brains. Often offer unnecessary information just to have something to say.
Said to someone who is the offender."You know Jack shit about everything shit for brains".
von Lordsmith 26. Oktober 2010
The combination of an unsuited Jack and Two as starting cards in Texas Hold 'em.
Wow, you just dealt me Jack Shit.. Literally..
von El Holandés Rojo 25. Oktober 2010
Poker term:

1) Traditionally refers to drawing Jack-Deuce as your starting hand, ie. "Jack-Shit"; a bad hand. Although may sometimes be extended to refer to a combination of a Jack with any low value card 2-7, typically.

2) Jack-Shit Poker - A variation on the familiar Seven-Deuce Hold'em. A pre-arranged additional reward is owed by one's opponents if he wins a hand with Jack-Deuce as his hole cards.
Player X: You had a straight?

Player Y: Nah, I had Jack Shit!
von Chuck_1804 24. September 2010
1. To have nothing.

2. In texas holdem hole cards consisting of jack two of anything.
Ie: I have jack shit for money.

I had to fold when I caught jack shit.
von phoenix 1997 11. Juli 2010
An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.
You don't know Jack Shit.

Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
von Pipe Downn 21. Januar 2009
Term used to describe the act of spanking the monkey while taking a dump.
I got really bored yesterday, so I did a Jack Shit in the bathroom
von the dirty liberal 27. November 2009

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