Upon going down to the STD Clinc the process of having that cotton bud thingy swabbed round your japs eye, to see wether or not that lass you tapped last night has given you a dose or not?
"Now then Bobba, fancy coming down ward 9 with me tomorrow? Ive been bareback with 8 lasses since the last time i got Jarped and could do with a test"
von Mr. Hogg 7. Oktober 2007