Top Definition
Inbred, usually with chubby cheeks and freckles.
Tyler: Hey man, did you see that porker?

Kevin: Yeah, he was such a Kelch.
#baker #fatty #diabetic #math #sleep
von Kevin Gypsy 11. Februar 2009
A Cough and bELCH occurring simultaneously (spelled with a "k" at the beginning to avoid the soft "c" that would otherwise occur).
Those habanero peppers make me kelch like there's no tomorrow!
#barf #hiccup #burp #mouth fart #razz #toxic burp
von pentozali 8. April 2014
Kelch: (kəck) ( sounds like kelp with a "c") Adj.

A sort of ghetto laugh, mostly girls use.
1. The girl had a kelcky laugh.
2. The teacher had a bit of a kelch when laughing.
Antonyms: Giggle, Normal laugh, Cute laugh
Synonyms: Hillbilly laugh, choking laugh, ugly laugh
#hillbilly #laugh #ghetto #girls #choking #sounds #ugly
von ._. I made this word up btw 15. November 2011
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