Top Definition
Steal, rob, take, swipe. See Kifed, Kifing.
I was going to kife her sunglasses, but took her wallet instead.
von noyoucrazydutch 30. März 2004
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Pussy. Literally
Hamza gets ton of kife. vagina
von Uziman4kife 6. Februar 2013
Complete and utter crap
that modular scarfoses is kife
von tnesia 17. April 2004
To kife means to steal or jack someone else's stuff.
My ex kifed all my cd's when she moved out.
von Misaacs 23. Mai 2007
A common mispronunciation of the word "kipe."

'kipe' definition: to steal, pilfer, or swipe something of small value

If fading use. primarily regional to the American Pacific Northwest. From the Old English "kip", menaing "to snatch" or "to take hold of". Probably originally from the Old Norse "kippa", meaning to "to snatch", "to tug on", or "to pull on".
Joe: Don't kife my beer. I'll be right back
Jane: I think you meant to say kipe, and I'll guard it for you.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Jane.
von forthegoodofeducation1944 30. Juni 2011
the word to use for anything negative. putting words like gay, dumb, fucking stupid all into one word.
bob- "did you go see that movie last night?"

fred- " yeah, don't go watch it... it's Kife!"
von harviedo 18. November 2007
A short airy little fart, usually the type that occurs while urination in the morning. Or while straining. A kife may also lead to a shart if not careful or cause unwanted residue within underpants..
''Sally let out a small kife while laughing''

Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..
von Yononymous 14. Januar 2015

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