Last name Bryant. A famous rapist, back stabber and crybaby who just ruined the would-be Lakers dynasty when he cried so much that Shaq and Malone decided to leave the little narcisist to fend for himself, something that he has failed to do. Also made one of the worst albums in history (he couldn't even get any real singer to do the background vocals, so he hired a model), punch-line of numerous jokes about rape and egomaniacs and owner of the NBA's finest collection of pathetic excuses.
Kobe represents everything that's wrong with the NBA.
von B-ball fan. 2. Januar 2005
A person would yell out the term “Kobe!” when taking a shot in basketball or when throwing anything into some sort of basket. It is a reference to the star basketball player Kobe Bryant. It is yelled out in the hopes that mentioning the name of a basketball legend when making your shot will make it go in. It has developed into a joke over the years.
He shoots! He scores! KOBE!!!
von Csal 5. Mai 2011
to jump over a moving vehicle
"I'm about to kobe this kid on his bike"

basketball cars jumping greatest lakers
von that dude rich 7. November 2010
While having sex, the man counts his thrusts out loud until reaching 81 when he promptly pulls out, yells 'KOBE,' and leaves.
Woman 1- 'Last night the guy I was with counted to 81 and then yelled something and left.'

Woman 2- 'Aw damn girl, you got the Kobe.'
von Simon Martin 17. Juni 2008
Someone who's name every black man yells when he either...
-Jumps high
-Shoots a basket
-Supermans that ho
-Hits someone with a car
"Kobe!"
"The fuck?!"
von KobeShmoby 23. Juli 2014
Becoming the top scorer in a basketball game by 20+, and still lose
After that game, im feeling kobe right now
von Tiny tim tim 13. Dezember 2012
A male with a huge dick. All the ladies love this man. He's a total chick magnet. Amazing at sports.
I wish i was kobe. He's amazing.
von amazin hoe 6. Juli 2011

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