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1.
1.to kick-punch (at the same time)
2.anything you want it to be
synonym to juiced

invented after an ACTUAL
kunching had occured by michael and richard.
I'M GONNA KUNCH YOU SO HARD....your gonna wish i didn't kunch you!!
von chicken-face 25. Oktober 2007
 
2.
An action where you go to punch someone, and a foot comes out of your hand and they get kicked in the face. In this case, you use both motions so it becomes a Kunch.

Warning - Often fictional.
Joey: Yeah, I Kunched Bobby yesterday.
Seth: How the fuck did a foot come out of your hand?
von Tom Leet. 9. September 2007
 
3.
Somebody who eats vagina too much and just plain loves the taste.

Origin: cunt + munch


Joe; You know what!
Steve; What?
Joe; These potato chips taste alot like minge!
Steve; Omfg, you're sucha kunch
von LibbyPwns!1 31. März 2009
 
4.
Cunnilingus during lunch break.

Cunt + Lunch
I have 30 minutes. Where do you wanna go for kunch?
von T Max Ranch 31. Mai 2012
 
5.
The most extraordinarily magnificent type of lunch possibly imaginable, usually accompanied by pirates, ninjas, banners, pyrotechnics and other oddly assorted things.
Once the Pope was done curing cancer and solving starvation and debt in the Third World, he had kunch with Jesus in an up-market restaraunt just off 51st.
von David Perry 21. Juni 2007