When a piece of lint is stuck to your dick and you don't notice until you are peeing and it shoots in 3 directions
I went to go piss and I had lint dick now I made a mess in the bathroom and also on my jeans.
von dunnyjake 3. Oktober 2011
What a man gets when he tries to fornicate with a female's belly button.
Yo dude I was so drunk last night I tried to stick it in but I got lint dick.
von Daddylonglegs2 3. Februar 2011

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