Multimedia Messaging Service. A Form of multimedia message sent via a mobile ie. images, text, audio clips and ultimately, video clips to another mobile service
Hey man, MMS you're girlfriend's pic to me.
von Rick James 10. Mai 2005
It stands for makes me smile. Lol is getting boring. Use this and make it global!! Lol is okay but Mms is so much cooler.
-Brb im gana go pee.
-mms thanks for telling me.

-Hey Jacqueline. Shit I just shit myself.
-mms!!!
von Jacqueline Sarro 13. Mai 2009
make me smile;
usually written as 'u mms', meaning 'you make me smile', and may be used by people who get tired of the overused 'lol'
dude:"i don't need sex...school fucks me everyday..."
other dude:"rofl!"
the girlfriend:"u mms"
von jolee 24. März 2008
Massive Meat Shadow. When a guy wears running shorts and his package is defined enough to cast a shadow.
In phys-ed Jason had MMS because his shorts were too tight
von scheide71 26. Januar 2009
Moldy Muff Syndrome
When a man is able to detect the presence of a woman before she is seen. Due to her nasty twat which often looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise, but not mayonaise like Hellman's more like mayonaise that you left on the picnic table in the sun for two days in July. Side-effects include upset stomach, vomitting, diarrhea, burning eyes, and the tendency to stab yourself in the face with a spork.
"Mid You got MMS"
"What's that?"
"Moldy Muff Syndrome."
von Kenaickey 4. Februar 2010
Mobile Molestation Station, aka "creepy van". Typically a full size van, extra points for murals painted on the side, or the '70s bubble window and/or curtains
Have you seen the new neighbors? The guy drives an MMS and looks pretty creepy, don't let the kids out of your sight!
von Tex-Rob 17. September 2009
An acronym for "massive mammary syndrome."
When a girl has very large boobs, making it difficult for males to keep their eyes above a female's neck. one very prominent symptom of massive mammary syndrome is the significant number of "cat calls" one might receive on a daily basis.

Also used as an excuse for why clothing never fits busty chicks correctly. The cause of bathing suit/bra frustration, and accidental flashing.
-"did that creepy man just honk at you?"
-"yahh, that's typical... i suffer from MMS"

-"yo, you're left boob is hanging out of your bikini top, and you have a significant amount of under-boob going on..."
-"oh, that's just a symptom of my "MMS." don't worry about it.
von themostgoofy 22. Mai 2009

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