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there's so many ways to describe her, but the easiest is to say the biggest try-hard-failure-slut. Miley used to be a cute 12-year-old on Hannah Montana, but i guess the fame got to her. Her parents got divorced because of her, so they obviously need to be doing a better job at parenting. they better be careful, because i would hope that they don't want any of their other kids turning out like their whore older sister.
Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas, Miley Cyrus! I mean, that is what you are, right? a Ho, Ho, Ho. Let's see what you asked for on your Christmas list. Some lingerie... some guys... and a pole! Well isn't that just wonderful, you little disney channel star?
von Chimbalicious 4. September 2011
7 11
Never figured out why she became famous - can't act and can't sing. Watched 15 minutes of her Hannah Montana and decided to go jack off instead.

She is perhaps the worst role model for any kids I have ever seen, isn't it kind of funny how parents frown upon teens/kids watching porn but lets them watch Hannah Montana. My sister watched a few episodes of it then she started wearing short short skirts like Miley - last time she was allowed to watch it again.

Her acting skills consists of being stupid, loud, and obnoxious to get the attentions of the ill fated 4-10 year old audience that's watching her.

LOVES attention, and she gets it by doing dumb ass things that she know will ensure her time on TV and media like - smoking a bong, going out in public without panties, wearing 5 lbs of make up, short short skirts, take inappropriate pictures doing porn-like activities and justifying it as a mistake and that she is "still young and immature".

I've figured out what Miley Cyrus was born to do - Porn industry. I've watched her show and listened to her music, both sucked and shouldn't be allowed to publish. If she appears in a porn video I would definitely watch it. Its about the only talent she has. She and Lindsay Lohan should make a movie together---

Once she hits 18 year old (and after a few adult parties, drunk driving, cat fights, heroine overdose, kissing a few girls) - BAM! Porn movie.
Wearing short short skirt dancing poll dancing...

Parents of watching 5 year olds: WHY ARE YOU POLL DANCING YOU KNOW THERE IS KIDS WATCHING YOU - YOUR A BAD EXAMPLE ( gets publicized and all over the media)


Yeah, nice excuse. It's getting old though, better come up with a new one.

See Lindsay Lohan
von MatureLilBoy 12. Februar 2011
14 19
A slutty, disney channel, Tennessee pice of white trash. she has been changed by fame and disney channel... and is now a whore
That bitch is such a Miley Cyrus
von itellthetruthbitches 18. April 2010
19 24
A poor girl that let fame, and money go to her head. Before, she was your typical tween/teen. But she let her own life get out of hand and now she is trying to be, "grown up" when, in fact, she is not.
von Janelise 21. Juni 2010
8 14
A new way that Disney channel found to earn money.
What's the difference betwen a Miley Cyrus concert and a strip pub?
- In Miley's concert kids are alowed to go in.
von ElectronikGeisha 8. Februar 2010
18 24
A stupid Hilary Duff bubblegum pop-singer wannabe who cannot act or sing to save her life and irritates everyone in the room. Has the stupidest TV show ever with the dumbest plot about how a teenage girl transforms into the pop star Hannah Montana at night. Apparently a blonde wig fools everyone. It was stupid also because the show began when she was like 13 and in 7th grade. Who the hell would go to a concert that featured a 13-year-old kid singing?! How many people was she really fooling into thinking she was old enough to BE a pop star?! She also tries extra hard to shed her good-girl image but every attempt only makes her look more pathetic and immature.
Guy #1: Oh my God, did you see those pictures of Miley Cyrus with her dad?! Guy #2: Dude, I know right! Here's a tip for ya, if you want to shed your good-girl image, don't take adult pictures with your DAD ON SET!!!
von mileyhater01 15. August 2009
26 32
Noun: Girl with no talent. Her songs suck, famous cause of her dad, she thinks she's cool and loved by everyone, which is false, all of her songs are pure bullshit. Her voice sounds like a whale having sex on a beach and her face looks like an ass.
Look at that Miley Cyrus floating in the toilet.
von LL2856 25. Juni 2009
28 34