Something that white trash that paint their faces believe in because they're too stupid to make it past 1st grade level science.
I'm a believer in miracles, fuck those motherfuckin scientists, they're lying and getting me pissed!
von Mucking Fagnets 11. Juni 2010
the following list is a list of Miracles, according to Insane Clown Posse:

#Fuckin' Magnets
# Hot Lava
# Giraffes
# Pet cats and dogs
# Mars
# Seeds
#15,000 juggalos

#crows
# Everything you believed in as a kid
# Fuckin' rainbows
# Solar eclipses
# Caterpillar ➞ Butterfly
# Cell phone eating pelicans
# Music that you can't even hold
# The Elements
# Dirt

The following are not:

#Fucking Scientists

#Facts
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

--Insane Clown Posse
von smd_90 14. April 2010
A term used by ICP (Insane Clown Posse) to explain everything that already has a scientific explanation. This includes but is not limited to - fuckin rainbows, pelicans, music, butterflies, and shooting stars.
The fat one: Hey, faggy, how do magnets work?
Faggy2dope: Well, a scientist tried to explain it to me, but he's gotta be lying, I bet it's magic.
The fat one: This shit's a goddamn miracle.
von Witty Name 13. April 2010
A person who is shy around people but when they're around their friend they are crazy ! They are beautiful inside and out and care about family and friends . They love meeting new people . They give advice a lot . They are mysterious people which makes them more intresting. They are really good friend to make and they are worth keeping in your life.
Anomyous: Miracle is such a nice person!

Anomyous: I love Miracle

Anomyous: Miracle is so funny
von unicornsarethebest 2. April 2013
A term used by Deadheads back in the day, meaning a ticket to a show given as a gift to someone outside the venue who has no ticket. Usually given randomly by a stranger. Taken from the Grateful Dead song "I Need a Miracle."
I was walking around the parking lot when this guy came up and miracled me
von Woody Thomas 7. Januar 2006
the following list is a list of Miracles, according to Insane Clown Posse:

#Fuckin' Magnets
# Hot Lava
# Giraffes
# Pet cats and dogs
# Mars
# Seeds
#15,000 juggalos

#crows
# Everything you believed in as a kid
# Fuckin' rainbows
# Solar eclipses
# Caterpillar ➞ Butterfly
# Cell phone eating pelicans
# Music that you can't even hold
# The Elements
# Dirt

The following are not:

#Fucking Scientists

#Facts
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

--Insane Clown Posse
von teh_lulz_SMD90 14. April 2010
Sometimes the word miracle is used to explain an event that cannot be readily explained. Usually comes out as a miracle from God.
Claiming something to be a miracle saves a lot of wear and tear on brain cells.
The bullet missed me, omg its a miracle.
von Freedom1 8. Dezember 2006

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