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1.
Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.
Generally: a total spastic
No I don't need you to help me with my supermarket trolley, you fucking mong
von Steve 28. Oktober 2003
 
2.
1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
von Safecracker G 15. Oktober 2004
 
3.
Mong is short for 'mongoloid', which was originally an anachronistic term for a Down's Syndrome sufferer. The modern Mong however is a total fuckwit, who deserves nothing less than complete humiliation for their idiocy. That includes all those dope smokers too, who relate being 'monged' to being chilled and mellow. Its because when you're stoned you act like a fucking retard, you fucking spazzes!
"You spilt yer pint all over my strides, you FUCKING MONG! I'LL KICK YER FUCKING CUNT IN!"
von Savage Henry 12. August 2004
 
4.
Derogatory verb commonly used to describe the state of one's lack of common sense.
1) You are such a fucking mong.
von Gavyn 27. August 2004
 
5.
an insult to somebody who is acting stupid or annoying
your pissing me off mong!
von hol 29. Oktober 2004
 
6.
Descriptive noun. Short form of mongoloid.
Someone suffering mental handicap. Particularly Joey Deacon.
Precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v.
Passive racist term.
You mong.
von Richie 11. Dezember 2003
 
7.
The feminist movement of 2011. The word mong is fairly hard to define because it can only be truly understood and appreciated by feminists. The word mong refers to silly boys who are obsessed with the bro-code.
Ben: "I love cock"
Sean: "richhhh"
Mia: "your such a mong sean"
von feminist 4 lyf ** 5. Mai 2011