someone with about as much sense and coordination as a 2 year old on heroine
Hurry the fuck up, muppet!
von NoNameRequired 19. März 2009
Originally coined in the police and then spread through emergency services and armed forces before gaining popularity with the general population.

It stands for Most Useless Person Possible Except Trainee
After someone has done something really stupid
"That Steve is a total Muppet"
von Elliott Rodgers 3. September 2008
weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows
big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today
von PlayDohMan 10. Mai 2004
M-ost
U-seless
P-olice
P-erson
E-ver
T-rained
PC Savage is a total MUPPET
von Joxx 2. Mai 2006
An Individual that attends football matches believing that they can fight with the opposing teams Firm , but will on the sign of any trouble run and shat their pants.
Pat Kelner is a Muppet.
von Joe Ninety 20. Dezember 2003
Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but man, hahaha...ahh...so to answer your question, I don't know.
von TightFade 9. April 2003
another word for "wheel" in parts of the northeastern united states
"dammit, that muppet ran over my foot again"
von majordriver 20. November 2007

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