adj: a descriptor identifying an individual as incredibly handsome and/or sexually dominant. Also can be used to describe one of alpha-male status who possesses an abnormally large penis.
Oh my GOD Jenny, that guy over there is SO Pearson right now! I just can't resist his hypnotic gaze. OH I have the sudden urge to drop trou and sit on his enormous member... OR Becky, that guy is too Pearson... I just jizzed in my pants.
von IamsoPearson 31. März 2009
A scatty, flappy woman with a heart of gold and an obsession with cats
"have you seen Emma today, shes just bought another cat, she's such a Pearson"

"stop being a Pearson!"

"that woman is going to die alone and her dead body will feed her cats for a week, the poor Pearson"
von ledude 21. November 2014
Hot babe, blonde blue eyes, hot ass girl
Jason: Damn did you see Pearson shes looking fine!
von pearsteffani 15. Januar 2009
To overprice a book, fail to support it, and provide substandard online materials for it.

Etymology - user willfe's comment from reddit thread by user yardape6
I bought an e-book but never managed to get downloadable CD content for it from the publisher. They pearsoned the book.
von redanon 10. Juni 2011
a dark skinned peadophile who roams about school premises during break times
haha u look like a pearson with that long trench coat on
von gibbo is god 4. Mai 2006
Directly related to a Mr Robert "Harold Shipman" Pearson, the legendary dungeons and dragons melch murderer of Manchester University, circa 1988. The male in question should have levels of social retardation bordering on the autistic, a love for the "sport" of dungeons and dragons(strictly pen and paper variety however), an obesession with the orient, and a fine coating of wiry hair. AVOID THE MALE IN QUESTION AT ALL COSTS AND DO NOT ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION!
omg, that guy is such a weirdo, i hope he doesn't go all "Pearson" on us!
von monkeybutler88 27. November 2007

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