stands for Read The Fucking Manual
I can't put this goddamn shelf together!
Dude RTFM
von SYS-35 8. Januar 2009
Ruining The Furniture Masturbating
I'd really like to invite you in, but i RTFMed the place.
von Throatwobler 13. April 2010
According to Michael Swaim in the video "Agents of Cracked" episode 5 RTFM refers to "Rolling on the Floor Masturbating"
Dude I was home alone yesterday so I totally RTFMed
von CrackedForever 6. April 2013
Read The F*@#ing Maunual

Generally used on men who believe that they do not need to undertake any kind of instruction, that the act of being male itself, means they have the ablity to build/construct/erect anything without looking first, or even at all at the user manual, because men (believe) that these abilities are in their genes, and DO NOT require any help whatsoever from any kind instruction pamphlet! (Aww, bless them, they just never learn!)
"Sweetheart, really, you've been trying to put to put those shelves up for two weeks now...RTFM! Please! Before you bring the whole house down!"
von MeJuliee!! 18. Januar 2010
Means/Stands for "Rolling on the floor masturbating"
"Oh my god, why would you do that?"

"Geez, RTFM"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Rolling on the floor masturbating. But i don't have time to show you; I've got a web to surf"
von Cracked42 14. November 2009
used in electronic media when someone asks you for help (from read the fucking manual)
RTFM you dumbass.
von The Return of Light Joker 5. September 2008
Read the fucking manual
To be used commonly by salespersons in electrical shops such as Comet. When a customer returns with the polystyrene still inserted inside the walkman and complains that it does not work! One can coin the phrase, "Dont worry sir, it's juts a case of RTFM".
von Derek Paterson 10. Juli 2008

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