A nominally obese child, infamous fopr ruining parties with excessive eating habits. He was once referred to as a fat shit and this is now his middle name. Despite thinking of himself as a ladies man, most are repulsed by the oily blubber which encases his body.
HEY barbara do you mind if Sam Collins goes to your party? Ah no i've only got limited fridge stocks.
von The voice of life 24. November 2010