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1.
The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.
I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
von Schlong Longshire 11. Februar 2009
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2.
The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.
Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"

Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"

Jerry: "..."

Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
von Voltron22 6. August 2012
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3.
a fancy breakfast, a schlong
You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.
von cladnin 23. Oktober 2008
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4.
a schlong
You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.
von crabnin 22. Oktober 2008
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