also is particularly odd, and is often found talking to and naming inanimate objects, such as buses, and pretending that she is an animal. Likes some painful things, such as shots. Is also smiling all the time and is one of those people who can take a very tense situation, such as a debate with friend, and make sure that they DON'T kill each other.
2. Shelby:"WHOOO!!! I'm a camel!"
kid: "is that girl crazy?"
kid 2: "no thats just shelby"
kid: "isn't that the same thing"
friend: "Conan O'Brien is SOOOOO much better than Jay Leno because of (ten minutes later) and (an hour later)!!
shelby: "ok calm down, we can talk about this later...once i'm not in the position to be strangled"
and apperently her name means "sheltered town"... but i swear she was named after a car.
2. A person who 'seems' emo and looks like they have black hair, but none of these things are true even though many say they are.
3. Someone who wants to have many babies with unnamed mates.
4. The act of getting scared and laughing so hard that you pee yourself.
Shelby: "A fish taco?"
2. Person 1: "Alcia is emo because she wears skinny jeans and her hair is black."
Person 2: "Paris wears skinny jeans, but doesn't Alcia have brown hair?"
3. Shelby "OMGEEEEZ, HE'S SOOO HAWT!!1111!!!!1!11!^%$%$#%$# I WANA HAVE HIS BABIES LOLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOLZ.
4. Mary got so scared during the movie that she made a Shelby and wet herself all over while laughing.