Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.
I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.
von The Carpdizzle 23. Juli 2009
A combination of Shit-faced, smashed, and plastered; the ultimate form of intoxication
He was so shmastered he ended up naked, passed out on top of the school.
von ProtegeRapper 26. April 2016