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When you shoot period blood out of your vagina.
"last night Brittany squeeted all over me after our wild love making"
von RogueDeadGuy 18. August 2012
The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)
Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.
von The Real Egon Spengler 18. April 2014
a mixture of cute and sweet
awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet
von morellocherry 3. August 2009
The sound made as a wet poop exits the anus.
"What was that?"
"I squeeted."
von squeeterific 28. Dezember 2013
1. A combination of the words skeet and squirt.

2. A combination of the words sweet and score.
That shit was fuckin' squeet!
von Milky-Vaj 9. Juni 2008
A word that compresses the sentence, "Let's go eat." Heard in Southern dialect.
Squeet some doughnuts at the morning break.
von Richard Black 1. August 2007
when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.
My apartment is 800 squeet.
von CindyStank 28. Juni 2007
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