person who cant handle the challenges of everyday life. one that is soft.
ryan puked after like 5 beers, what a fuckin squid

guy is 30 years old and still lives at home, man up and stop being such a squid.
von boloney pony 12. November 2010
Simply a way to label a person a cunt without having to use the word
What a massive squid
von Mangwanani 13. Oktober 2010
1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.

2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.
Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.
von joshykins69 15. März 2015
A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.
von LeCrimsonEcho 16. Juli 2014
The plural version of 'quid' which means one pound (British sterling- GBP). Squid is any amount above one pound.
Man: newspaper please
newsagent: that'll be a quid

Girl1: Please can you lend me some money, I really need it to pay back my mum.

Girl2: how much do you need?
Girl1: twenty squid.
von tea_and_crumpets 31. August 2010
a total faggot, douchebag, or queer. its just another word.
CJ is a squid and a half
von guidooooooo 17. Januar 2010
Short for "squirrley kid," a squid is an odd character who doesn't talk to members of the opposite sex at parties and floats around in everyone's peripheral.
That dude is such a squid
von jmoneyswag123 14. März 2015

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