a squid is usually stinky, cant close with girls, and worries about their outfit way too much. slang term for a squid is mada sairfed.
your such a squid
von mdidley 9. September 2011
also see Octopus, ink'd, inked.......
(definition) when you let a girl (or guy, I'm not here to judge) give you head in a hot tub, then while they are down there, you have an attack of diarrhea and poo in the hot tub. Essentially inking the hot tub like a squid or octopus does when threatened or startled.
Yeah I was at the hotel with my girlfriend getting freaky in the hot tub, but then I pulled a squid, now she's leaving me for a black guy.
von McMacHack 11. Dezember 2010
Made popular by Japanese Adult videos, a female is said to "squid" when she is fingered to the point where she can no longer control her body, releasing body fluids. The naming of this action of squirting of urine, cum or both is comes from a squid shooting it's ink.
Did he make her squid?

Yes, she shot all over!
von RuTang 18. Dezember 2009
a dance move created by a derby man its fukin nolan
to flap your arms around another person whilst a dancey track is on as if your squid ing
von martz989 29. September 2009
another word for Cigarette
" Hey bud, I'm just going outside to crush a Squid."
"brb, crushing a squid"

Also see: dart, sagrit, cigarette, Sheag
von LongJohn69er 17. September 2013
A female who's vagina is saggy and resembles that of a squid or a sea critter.
Dude did you hear that chick is a total squid.

Dude that chicks squid showed right through her hardtails.

She was hot until i found out she was a squid.
von dosquid 23. Februar 2010
the term given to a "guido" or other annoying person in a room. If one or more "squids" are in a room the room itself can be considered an aquarium. If this is the case, then you rub two finger together as if feeding fish and say, " WOW, i didn't know it was feeding time at the aquarium".
Hey Caitlin, a thought we were going to a bar, not the aquarium. I don't have any fish food on me... Those guys are total squids.
von Hard Charger 10. Mai 2009
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