Top Definition
TLC
Ten inch Long Cock
My girl friend loves my TLC
von THE_BIGMAN 3. April 2009
TLC
Tender Love and Care
That dirtmobile needs some TLC
von Dave 26. April 2003
TLC
A TV network known for low-class reality trash. Formerly stood for "The Learning Channel", but fuck learning, right? After Honey Boo-Boo and the Duggars, the call letters now stand for "Touching Little Children" though the people at TLC say "it doesn't stand for anything".

Boy, have they got THAT right!
"I'm going to watch TLC. I feel the need to feel superior to other people, and watching the lowlife scum on that channel really reminds me that-- although I'm a junkie, a scumbag, and can't hold down a job or be at all decent to other people-- I'm still better off than the worthless pieces of shit on that network."
von Nix Nightbird 24. Mai 2015
TLC
A female group who droped 4 albums, Ohhhh On The TLC Tip, Crazy Sexy Cool, Fanmail, and 3D. They were the best saling female artist and will always be remebered for their boy bashing songs and sexy look. They group makes up of three women. T Boz, Left Eye, and Chilli. The member Left Eye was killed in April in a car crash! 3D will be their last album!
I Love TLC song No Scrubs!
von Reg 1. April 2003
TLC
1.Tender Loving care
2.Tables ladders and chairs
3.The learning channel(TLC the channel)
4.The love of Christ
Guy 1: I'm going to watch TLC
Guy 2: I love that program.
Guy 1: I love the violence!
Guy 2:When those moms on Toddlers and Tiaras bring that action!
Guy 1:Bruh,I meant WWE TLC
Guy 2: Oh...
von PloofyGoofy 13. Dezember 2014
TLC
Tongue Licking Cock, an undercover reference to a blow job, able to be said in public without being overly obvious
During dinner at her friends' apartment, I told my gf Jeanne I could use some TLC. They thought that was really cute. Just before dessert, we snuck into the bathroom and she gave me a fantastic bj.
von El Aviator 22. Mai 2012
tlc
tacos laced with cocaine
dude i was at philipes house and he gave me a taco and it turned out it was a tlc. man i was buzzin for the rest of the day.
von rusty fish-hook 11. Juli 2011

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