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1) Three Mile Island, a nuclear power plant near Harrisburg, PA that leaked radiation in 1979 one time but is still operational.

2) Too Much Information

2) Too Much Information

Tex: "So how's that job at TMI going?"

Billy Bob: "Pretty good, at least since that accident way back when which made me grow a third ear on my ass."

Tex: "Damn dogg, TMI!"

Billy Bob: "Pretty good, at least since that accident way back when which made me grow a third ear on my ass."

Tex: "Damn dogg, TMI!"

von Nick D
31. Januar 2004

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Too Much Information - way more than you need/want to know about someone.

John: I have mad chafing on my balls.

Frank: uh, TMI

Frank: uh, TMI

von DocGonzo
8. Oktober 2002

2

Too Much Information

Girl: Like, the quarterback and I ...

Me: TMI, damn it !

Girl: We started to fool around behind the bleachers ...

Me: TMI, god, TMI !

Girl: And we went to third base, and then ...

Me: TMI, make it stop ! Hey, who are you anyways ?

Me: TMI, damn it !

Girl: We started to fool around behind the bleachers ...

Me: TMI, god, TMI !

Girl: And we went to third base, and then ...

Me: TMI, make it stop ! Hey, who are you anyways ?

von army_azn
30. Mai 2005

4

When knowledge is not power, just disturbing.

"She shit on my chest last night"

"Uhh... TMI".

"Uhh... TMI".

von ravenmacoy
13. August 2009

5

The T.M.I scale was implemented long ago to assure that each and every American could accurately measure their junk.

Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:

(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.

This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I

The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.

However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:

(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).

This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.

Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I

Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW

Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:

(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.

This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I

The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.

However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:

(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).

This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.

Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I

Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW

Randy has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length

Its angle is 32 degrees

Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter

His balls are 7cm from the base

Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg

Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3

Its angle is 32 degrees

Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter

His balls are 7cm from the base

Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg

Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3

von Miklosh
22. Mai 2011

6

TMI: Too much information. I used to say don't go there but that's just lame.

Dwight: "Mine are at home in a display case above my bed."

Michael: "Yeegghhhh. TMI. TMI, my friend."

Michael: "Yeegghhhh. TMI. TMI, my friend."

von word is bond
5. Dezember 2006