too much information
von Anonymous 7. November 2003
Adjusted Penis Size
I thought I was hung, but according to my TMI, I have a micropenis.
von butters_sp 21. Mai 2011
T.M.I.; Abbreviation for "too much information".
When ailing Mr.Guzbukket attempted to fill his fragile daughter-in-law in on the details of his recent bowel movement, she ran from the room screaming, "T.M.I.! T.M.I.!"
von D.DeMuth 30. Oktober 2007
An acronym used as a “time out” or “let’s change the subject” protest on Instant Messenger. Stands for TOO MUCH INFORMATION, indicating that the speaker feels personally violated by his chat buddy’s latest message, probably because it contains details that are either too personal (i.e.: sexual, medically-private, describing one’s deeply-rooted fantasy, etc.) or are of the type that would likely turn one’s stomach, being revolting, gory, or otherwise overly graphic.
Online guy #1: I felt sick yesterday after a “hot’n’heavy” session with my plump new co-worker, so I had to have my stomach pumped, and the contents examined. There were some residues of lipstick, but at least there were no weevils.
Online guy #2: Uhhhhggggghhh… TMI, dude…
von QuacksO 12. November 2011
One of the more controversial definitions of modern day, T.M.I. is officially defined by the Surgeon General as (Length*Girth*Width)/(Angle of the shaft*Mass) where Length Girth and Width are measured in inches, mass is measured in ounces, and Angle of the shaft is measured in radians where 0º is perfectly vertical and 180º is pointed straight down.

Alternatively, Randy Marsh, has proposed a new equation which has gained much support. Randy's equation is ((Length*Diameter)+(Weight/Girth))/(Angle of the tip)^2 where Length, Diameter, and Girth are measured in inches, Weight is measured in pounds, and angle of the tip is measured as 1-Angle in radians to account for extra YAW.
According to the Surgeon General, my T.M.I. was 6.1 inches, but according to Randy's equation my T.M.I. is 10.8 inches! Randy rules, wooo!
von Scerred_zebra 18. Februar 2012
TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Also "T.M.I."-- "adjusted penis size" from the South Park season 15 episode 4, "T.M.I". "T.M.I." is simultaneously a reference to "TMI" or "too much information" and "BMI", the Body Mass Index that is often used to measure body fat in children in public schools.
"The Surgeon General lowered the National Average T.M.I. to 1.5 inches... Well, that's about it for the "Pissed off and Angry Party."

"I'm a giant ASS because my T.M.I. is small enough to embarrass a baby."
von sublimemessages 19. Mai 2011
When someone tells you too much shit.
Matt: I'm pooping, call or text when you get here and I'll run down.

Matt's wife: TMI, you sick fuck.
von SwiftyDefines 7. April 2015

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