The most badass bitch you'll ever meet. She has an odd obsession with pictures of people with animal heads, but she's the greatest nonetheless.
- "That chick was such a Tessa!"
- "I know, man, I've never met such a Tessa in my life."
von jajajajajackmyswag 10. Juli 2011
Name of a white girl who gets too turnt too quick
Tessa got to turnt and passed out by 11 on homecoming night
von Tmerminod 26. Januar 2015
a dipshit friend who makes you feel bad most of the time
that girl is such a Tessa
von sexyguy1128 23. September 2014
an enormous power shit that leaves you feeling tired and lazy afterward
John: Dude you don't look so good you might want to go to the nurse.

Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.
von Alex Stretch Miller 4. April 2011
a dinosaur hoar who likes to shank people.
ohhdang, look out for tessa!! she's fierce.
von tessasaurususus 21. Juli 2010
A popular name for a pet, particularly small, chubby, rodents such as overfed hamsters.
Look at my guinea pig!" "What's her name?" "Tessa!" "Great, I share a name with fat pets.
von guinea piglet 19. August 2010
Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"
Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
von GaCaSm 15. Juni 2010

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