Let me explain texas, the only thing big in texas are all the woman's asses, peoples mouths, attitudes and egos. People in Texas should realize by looking at their map, that my forefathers from Oklahoma, built 17 bridges to get the hell out of Texas and back into God's country. If they are not smart enough, 99.9% of Texans are also the lowest form of human being that lives on the face of this planet. Feel free to kick my ass if you think you can get the job done. Bring Mexico with you because, Sam Houston should have got his asskicked. Cause you are all half spic and half nigger half polack, and 100% the stupidest asses
Texas is south of Oklahoma It is windy there because Kansas blows and Texas Sucks. Further more if you dont like what I have to say then you can all kiss Oklahoma rosy red rebel Dick with a side of sweet potatoes. Quit telling the farmers game wardens and police officers that you were trying to help the sheep through the fence, go straight to hell and call me when you get there.
von Oklahoma Rolling stoned Brian 14. Juli 2006
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Place of extreme weather.
If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait five minutes.
von Sara 30. Dezember 2004
A state of the south-central United States. It was admitted as the 28th state in 1845. Explored by the Spanish in the 16th and 17th centuries, the region became a province of Mexico in the early 19th century. Texans won their independence in 1836 after a gallant but losing stand at the Alamo in February and a defeat of Santa Anna's forces at the Battle of San Jacinto (April 21). Denied admission as a state by antislavery forces in the U.S. Congress, the leaders of Texas formed an independent republic that lasted until 1845. Austin is the capital and Houston the largest city. Population: 17,059,805.

The Lonestar State, The State that still believes that criminals should be punished, Home of the Wataburger, home of Southern Hospitality, HTown, And Everythang thats bigger and better.

AND NO!! We Dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we're all not rednecks....for that...see oklahoma.
I'm finna kick your ass if you mess with Texas.
von texasbabe 10. September 2004
The best Mexican food. Dr. Pepper on tap. Beautiful ladies. Awesomeness everywhere you turn. The best fucking place on earth. Move there now!
Fuck you! I'm from Texas!!!
von johnnymurder 20. April 2005
the only state in the union that can fly its flag at the same height as the american flag.....
and the only reason texas doesnt fall into the gulf of mexico... is because oklahoma sucks
look at the flag in our capitol
austin texas... same height as the us flag
von solardog 27. Januar 2004
Home to Dr. Pepper, several modern and well respected singers, activists, and the like, Sam Houston, and other great men and women before him, numerous plantlife and animals, and a few horrid idiots who give the rest of us a bad name-ie: George Bush.
von Mimiko 18. Mai 2003
The biggest and baddest state of them all(15 states can be put into Texas and we'd still have 1000 miles left) where everything is bigger and much better than places such as California. Home of a Ranch bigger than Rhode Island,the home of trunk poppin, Dr.Pepper,home of the first word spoken from the moon which was Houston,home of swangin on 84's and vogues, chopped and screwed music, SA Town, D Town, and H Town which are all 3 in the top 10 most populated cities in the U.S.
The Lone Star State was the only state that was its own country, and the only state worthy of even making a definition of.


If you aint a Texan, you wish you were.
1.Texas is the home of the playas and pimps.

2.Damn, Texas sure is a better place to live in than California...

3.God bless Texas.
von TexasBallin 17. Mai 2005
The greatest state ever
hey yall lets move to Texas!!!!
von melanthex 4. April 2005

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